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HI, I am writing again as I am quite desperate for help with paying my bills this month. I recently has surgery and cannot currently work, and therefor falling back on my rent payment. I Have two kids and a wife that needs supporting. I am not asking for much just buy me a beer to help.

Thanks

I need $10,000 to go to school this summer. I know charities are so yesterday, but if you can find it within your fingers to donate a few dollars to help me along I would be very grateful. If you donate just 1% of what you put towards tattoos, video games, restaurants, strip clubs, beer, cigarettes, or rubber chickens in the course of a year, I will reach my goal in no time! Please help me raise the funds I need to further my education so that I can provide for my wife and child better! Their future rests in my hands! And my future rests in yours!

Hey I'm not here for you all to pay my bills or anything but I recently lost my job and it's been rather hard but hey I'm a free American so there's my sanity lol. My birthday is this week and I just want to have beer money to kick back and relax before I get back to my long job search, hey I'm no sob story but wouldn't it be awesome to know your helping a guy have a super b day lol

hi there i am fed up in england and want to buy a little bar in spain, i have no money to buy one but if people help me with a donation, one day i can give you all a free beer when you come over and tell me you helped buy me this bar, i have worked all my life and and never had any handouts, all my hard worked money went on my kids they are all grown up now and gone and i am on my own now, need to move to spain and start a new life please help any donation will help, as little as 50p per person could help me out

hi there i am fed up in england and want to buy a little bar in spain, i have no money to buy one but if people help me with a donation, one day i can give you all a free beer when you come over and tell me you helped buy me this bar, i have worked all my life and and never had any handouts, all my hard worked money went on my kids they are all grown up now and gone and i am on my own now, need to move to spain and start a new life please help any donation will help, as little as 50p per person could help me out

hi there i am fed up in england and want to buy a little bar in spain, i have no money to buy one but if people help me with a donation, one day i can give you all a free beer when you come over and tell me you helped buy me this bar, i have worked all my life and and never had any handouts, all my hard worked money went on my kids they are all grown up now and gone and i am on my own now, need to move to spain and start a new life please help any donation will help, as little as 50p per person could help me out

Hi people.
Let me tell what happened:
I love Minecraft and Team Fortress 2 VERY VERY much. Without them i have no reason to get up every morning. I had a PC wich ran both games perfectly. But then a friend "accidentaly" droped a glass of beer all over it. It never worked again.
After a while i got a new laptop, but it isn't designed for gaming. Result: Minecraft has an average of 2 FPS in minimal graphics, aswell as TF2. Since that day I'm kinda depressed and hopping to get a way better computer, but it could take years... I precisely want an Alienware PC wich everyone knows it's a gammer's dream. It's very expensive, but I just made a plan to easily get one. While searching on google "How to get money" i came across with a tutorial called RankToRiches. It teachs us how to make about 300$ in a WEEK, but i first need just 30$ to get started. After that, i can finish the plan and from the 300$ i get repeat the process by myself. I would be REALLY glad to anyone who donates the money i need and would be delighted to give you 100$ from the 300$ i'll make.

Hi people.
Let me tell what happened:
I love Minecraft and Team Fortress 2 VERY VERY much. Without them i have no reason to get up every morning. I had a PC wich ran both games perfectly. But then a friend "accidentaly" droped a glass of beer all over it. It never worked again.
After a while i got a new laptop, but it isn't designed for gaming. Result: Minecraft has an average of 2 FPS in minimal graphics, aswell as TF2. Since that day I'm kinda depressed and hopping to get a way better computer, but it could take years... I precisely want an Alienware PC wich everyone knows it's a gammer's dream. It's very expensive, but I just made a plan to easily get one. While searching on google "How to get money" i came across with a tutorial called RankToRiches. It teachs us how to make about 300$ in a WEEK, but i first need just 30$ to get started. After that, i can finish the plan and from the 300$ i get repeat the process by myself. I would be REALLY glad to anyone who donates the money i need and would be delighted to give you 100$ from the 300$ i'll make.

Hi people.
Let me tell what happened:
I love Minecraft and Team Fortress 2 VERY VERY much. Without them i have no reason to get up every morning. I had a PC wich ran both games perfectly. But then a friend "accidentaly" droped a glass of beer all over it. It never worked again.
After a while i got a new laptop, but it isn't designed for gaming. Result: Minecraft has an average of 2 FPS in minimal graphics, aswell as TF2. Since that day I'm kinda depressed and hopping to get a way better computer, but it could take years... I precisely want an Alienware PC wich everyone knows it's a gammer's dream. It's very expensive, but I just made a plan to easily get one. While searching on google "How to get money" i came across with a tutorial called RankToRiches. It teachs us how to make about 300$ in a WEEK, but i first need just 30$ to get started. After that, i can finish the plan and from the 300$ i get repeat the process by myself. I would be REALLY glad to anyone who donates the money i need and would be delighted to give you 100$ from the 300$ i'll make.

Hi people.
Let me tell what happened:
I love Minecraft and Team Fortress 2 VERY VERY much. Without them i have no reason to get up every morning. I had a PC wich ran both games perfectly. But then a friend "accidentaly" droped a glass of beer all over it. It never worked again.
After a while i got a new laptop, but it isn't designed for gaming. Result: Minecraft has an average of 2 FPS in minimal graphics, aswell as TF2. Since that day I'm kinda depressed and hopping to get a way better computer, but it could take years... I precisely want an Alienware PC wich everyone knows it's a gammer's dream. It's very expensive, but I just made a plan to easily get one. While searching on google "How to get money" i came across with a tutorial called RankToRiches. It teachs us how to make about 300$ in a WEEK, but i first need just 30$ to get started. After that, i can finish the plan and from the 300$ i get repeat the process by myself. I would be REALLY glad to anyone who donates the money i need and would be delighted to give you 100$ from the 300$ i'll make.

I'm an alcoholic,I like beers and I just can't go without drinking a beer preferably a 211 steel reserve which cost about $0.85 each.I like the 211 beer because it really makes me feel good and that's the only thing that makes me want to have great sex. So please if you have a few bucks please send it my way so that I can buy me a 4 pack 211.Thank You

I'm an alcoholic,I like beers and I just can't go without drinking a beer preferably a 211 steel reserve which cost about $0.85 each.I like the 211 beer because it really makes me feel good and that's the only thing that makes me want to have great sex. So please if you have a few bucks please send it my way so that I can buy me a 4 pack 211.Thank You

Hi everyone. If you're reading this, thank you. Let me say upfront, I'm not asking specifically for money. I'm just going to spill my guts about this hand I was dealt.

I've had a hard life. My mother passed away when I was 12, and my father passed away at 20. He left me a lot of debt and a house to maintain.

The stress of all this has given me problems. I started having panic attacks and was hospitalized for a cardiac arrhythmia. Recently, I developed optic neuritis. I'm working on getting Medicaid to cover some of my costs but right now I'm in debt about #1000.

There is one blessing in my life, a relative who pays my internet and utilities. He also helps me with food. But that's all he can do. He goes without to provide me with that. Otherwise I'd be homeless, hungry, and who knows where.

So I'm blessed to have the basics in life. But there's so many things that I need that I have to beg other people for. My family is...not so supportive. All I have left are aunts and uncles, all except one on my mom's side. My mom's side of the family pretty much abandoned me when she died. They put me though shame and humiliation when I ask for help.

I want a job, but I live in a very rural area. I've applied s o many places up to an hour away but I don't hear anything back. Recently I applied for some state jobs which I'm hoping might come through.

These are the things I need and things I want, so you know what my intentions are.

Need:
Toilet paper.... :( The way I've been getting it now is to go into public restrooms and putting some in my purse. I feel wrong about this. But what can I say, it's a necessity?

Personal items...I won't go into detail but I'm talking about um, feminine ones. I get the Dollar Store brand kind, but even then it's too much. I've had to go without it which is very hard.

Hygiene items...I stopped using soap and shampoo conditioner. I would love to...I feel dirty honestly. But I can't afford anything. I only use deodorant every few days because the bottle is running low and I'm trying to make it last.

House items...I need dish washing soap. I can't afford paper plates and am just washing dishes with hot water now. Sometimes I cant' clean it all the way through that way, but I just have to forget it. I also need laundry detergent. I'm almost out of a huge bottle that I have made last over a year. It was Sun brand from the dollar store, and I loved it. I'm all about generic.

Gas money...My car is an old SUV, and it takes a fair amount of gas. I try to limit when I drive. But it's a necessity since I live alone and in a rural area. I have to drive to run errands, go see the doctor, go to job interviews. I usually beg for this the most cause this is one of the things I can't do without.

Medication...I'm on two heart medications because of my arrhythmia. It's important I take them. I tried taking them twice per day instead of three, and I had horrible palpitations. So this is kind of my priority. As I'm still uninsured, both medications cost about 12 dollars a month.

Okay those are all things that I feel I need. Now, what I "want".

Clothes...I haven't bought new clothes since 2007. That's when my dad got diagnosed with cancer. My shirts have holes in them, so do my jeans. I got them from Goodwill originally most likely, I like to be frugal. The only person I have is made of linen and has a hole so things fall out of it! I've lost weight and I have had my jeans fall down in public. It's bad. I only have one bra and it's way past it's prime. I would love a little money to buy some basic things. Jeans that fit, some cotton T-shirts, a purse. Maybe even something for job interviews? I think part of the reason I get denied is because I show up in jeans and a T and flip flips. But that's all I have.

Beauty stuff...Okay, this stuff is totally not worth your money, I get it. But I just thought I'd list everything. It sucks being a young woman who can't feel pretty. I'm unwashed, my clothes make me feel like a hobo. I see other girls my age in class (I attend college part time thanks to financial aid) looking and smelling beautiful. I mean...

I just want a hair cut. Recently, I hacked about 6 inches off myself with scissors. It's not pretty. I just want a little powder and some lip gloss to not feel so plain. I just want a spritz of perfume so that there's something beautiful in my senses. I daydream about when I used to wear cute clothes, go to a salon. Wear mascara and paint my names. Ahh...But this is just a dream. I don't expect anyone to help me with things like that.

A new laptop/tablet...The one I have now is really old and really slow. Don't expect anyone to get me one. If it happened, I would probably assume I'm dead and in some sort of heavenly afterlife. Then I might pass out from shock.

So this my friends, is my general beg for help. I'm a 23 year old girl without much family. My basics are covered, but that leaves a lot for someone who is broke. I'm actively searching for employment. I've applied from Dr.'s offices to bars. I'm part time in college, and I'm not sure what I want to study yet.

I don't drink, if I had the money for beer I'd buy TP instead. I don't smoke or do any illegal drugs. I'm not a criminal.

I am not someone who wants to just take money. If you are down on your luck too, please don't send me anything. Put it in savings. Give it to some of these people who are about to lose their homes if you must. They're deserving.

If you're apprehensive about giving money but still want to help, you totally can. A package filled with toilet paper, tampons, shampoo...that would be like Christmas morning to me, I swear.

I'm not sure what I'm going to get out of this. Writing this was therapeutic though. If you're on this site, you're already a nice person. I bet 90 percent of the traffic is people who want something, like me. People who go on here to help someone is probably such a rare thing.

Thanks for reading.

The true definition of hell is not a lake of fire where you get stuck by devils with pitch forks and get all burned up and such ! Its holding a sign that says {got wife @ 3 kids} in the very very rural N.GA mountains. This is the true original birth place of the word REDNECK. Try to imagine dodging beer bottles, old ladies giving you the finger, people screaming get a job with so much force and volume that you would think they would strangle to death on their own vocal cords. Not to mention the periodic deer rifle or pistol to the face and the death threats that goes along with the [if i ever see you here again] bullshit !!! I have been out of work since the 3rd week of march 2007 with a good wife and 3 really good kids {boy15-girl14-boy13}. I'm not gonna go into a bunch of pages of boring wants and whys, but we do need some financial help please ??? Thank you sincerily...

Hello everyone,

About Me/My Situation:

Started a small computer service business in 2006 after being laid off from my regular job after 6 years. Managed to stay afloat until mid summer 2010 when I lost the contracts that provided 90% or more of my business and I had no money to go out on my own and obtain new contracts or more new customers. I was owed some money for work performed ( about $7,000) I will not be seeing any of that money.

After a while I started selling my possessions and items that my family had given me to sell, mostly accumulated junk like computer parts, beer steins that I had collected and other things at a weekly flea market, I cut down all my bills as much as I could. I looked for jobs for months. I borrow way too much money from my family as they could not really afford to lend it to me but they did. My parents and my brother also loaned me their cars when after i had to turn in my company owned vehicle leaving me without a mode of transportation. After a couple months of borrow cars I used whatever money I had managed to save and some money from an insurance claim to pick up a 15 year old vehicle for myself.

In November 2010 I obtained a full time tech job and a part time counter help job at the local movie theater. Even with two jobs I was still making much less that I use to and much less than I needed to pay my bills.

Finally I ended up filing for bankruptcy, "unofficially" close my business (turn in business vehicle leaving me without a vehicle) and recently just had most of my debts discharged, BUT I still need to catch up on a couple thing that the bankruptcy would not cover.

What I need:

1. Need to catch up on my condo fees --- about $1,000
2. My property taxes are about 2 years behind ---- $1,800
3. My heat, hot water and electric bills are past due --- $500
4. I need to officially close my business with the state which includes filing my annual report for the last two years ---- $1,000

Total I am need of is $4,300 I don't expect to receive all of this if any, but it did give me a chance to sort of vent while I typed this out.

Thank you to all who read this and thank you in advance to all who may donate.

Once I get caught up on these few items I should be good to go and would be able to stay caught up.

I've been out of work since the 3rd wk of march 2007. I have a wife and 3 kids ages 12-14-15 {boy-girl-boy} theres no work in extreme N.GA at all and i have had my life threatened and dodged beer bottles on several accounts while holding an aweful humiliating sign ! Lost truck to title pawn, filed for disability, behind on rent, bills, kids need winter clothes and i really legitimately need help. I used to run a small corp. for the people that owned it and we went under with the construction crash. I been hanging in there for a long time with help and faith in the good lord. Its no picnic holding a will work for food sign in the heart of "REDNECK U.S.A" Just use your imagination and you will come close to understanding what i mean ! I'm afraid that our family bonds with one another are getting strained to the limits unless something happens soon. If this site works at all and there is anyone out there that can help at all in any way, please have a heart, thank you and god bless !!!

Updates: September 11, 2011 - I have been able to get a part-time job which is good news, but the rest is just about the same. Thank you for your help Malum Designs
and Pete B.
Since my previous posts have yielded only four donations over the last five months I thought I would try this approach. My financial problems are quite real. If you find my fable entertaining please send a small donation.
- Fortuna vitrea est, tum cum splendet frangitur -

The Grasshopper and the Ant
A Classic retold by Joseph the Beggar King
Part One

Once upon a time, not so very long ago, there were two friends, the Grasshopper and the Ant. Why these two became friends is a bit of a mystery. The Grasshopper was a dreamer and a drifter. The Ant was a believer and an achiever.

In school the Grasshopper would look out the window without thought and only learned the subjects he found interesting. Sometimes he would fall asleep in Math class, other times when a angry teacher would jump him with a pop question he would give the correct answer in way that would confound them.

The Ant was a teachers dream, he soaked up every subject the system taught him, gave the correct answers in the correct way and got straight A s. He would delight his Math teacher by doing compound interest in his head. The Ant believed that what they taught him would help him succeed and was very completive. After graduating High School the Ant got an Academic Scholarship and the Grasshopper got a Pell Grant.

Within four years the Ant got two BS degrees in Business Management and Engineering. The Grasshopper dropped out after the first year. He went to live with the Rainbow Tribe for a few years. On the way to the bus station he found an old fiddle in a trash pile along the road and when he got station he was able to panhandle his bus fare. That was the Grasshoppers first beg.

The Ant took the College like a fish to water. During open Rush some Greeks invite him to be a brother in their Fraternity. He earned his dues by being the Frat Houses Accountant and made beer money by writing term papers. One day while visiting the Tri Deltas he watches the girls play volleyball and is amazed that even though they are playing a vigorous game not one of them breaks a sweat. It is there he meets the girl of his dreams, Polly Fishbane.

While the Grasshopper was living with the Rainbow Tribe he never meets the girl of his dreams, but it does not really matter too much because they believe in Free Love. So free, in fact, that after what you might call the Honeymoon he found himself getting a little bored with it. From the Rainbow Tribe he learns to live off the fat of country and from his new friend, Buffalo with Runs, he learns to live off the land. Buffalo with Runs was an very old Indian that was adopted by the tribe. He taught the Grasshopper what wild plants were safe to eat or use for medicines. He showed him how to set traps and hunt small game. Then, during one winter Gathering four people froze to dead because they were too stoned to come in out of the cold. The Grasshopper became very sad and hopped away.

The Ant is recruited by a Aerospace firm even before he graduated college and goes to work on the Apollo Program. He and his new wife Polly loved the Florida sunshine and settle down to start the American Dream. They decide to have two and half children. Even though the third kid looked a bit odd the Ant loved him as only a father can. With easy money down and mortgage tax deductions compliments of Uncle Sam, they get a house with a two car garage. Next they get two cars and the Rat Race is on. The Ant loves it! Working on the Apollo Program is more than a job, it is being part of history. Polly loves it! Raising their kids and Keeping up of with the Jones. She starts selling Avon products on the side. The Ant buys the best bass boat in the neighborhood, but only uses it once a year because he too busy working. He sets up his retirement funds and a small stock portfolio. Life is Good!

After leaving the Rainbow Tribe the Grasshopper panhandles his way across the country. He sets up in parks and subways where he pretends to play his fiddle while selling jewelry made of deer anthers and beads. The noise he makes with his fiddle sounds like a cat being killed and people give him money just to make him stop. Before the Cops run him off, the Grasshopper usually made enough in one day of begging to cover his needs for the week. When he is hungry he goes to a Soup Kitchen and when he needs clothing there are the Sharing Centers. Every now and then he lets some good hearted woman try to save him. Life is Good and he hops away.

The Apollo Program ends and the new Shuttle program does not start for a couple of years. The Aerospace company were the Ant works at does not win any of the new bids. They offer him a job in California at 20% less of his salary. Polly and the kids are in a rage. Nobody wants to move and leave their friends. The Ant sells his house at a loss because the real estate market in flooded by the laid offs. The one car and the boat are reprocessed. He sells off his stock portfolio for the down payment on the new house in California and even though money is tight the Ant decides to take the family on a short vacation to Key West to uplift their spirits. He finds the Grasshopper selling deer antler jewelry at the Front Street Market. While Polly and the kids go shopping, he and Grasshopper catch up and have a couple of beers. The Ant tells his friend about the laid offs and the move. The Grasshopper asks him - Are you Happy - ? The Ant says - Yes -. His friend says, - Good - . They watch the sunset and see a green flash on the horizon.
To be continue.

Just a buck to get a beer

$1 so i can get a beer

I just need a $1 to get a beer. Not an alcoha.lic just want a beer

i just need enough to get a beer. that's all

I drank my last can yesterday and I really need a beer. Please find it in your heart to send me about 4 bucks for a cheap 4 pack from the corner store.
Thanks,
Bill

hi, i need money for beer and hookers, promis not to spend it for food. by the way i ain't got any starving kids or something else like that. pls help a man in need!